Tuesday, September 25, 2007

BERT'S BAFFLEGAB

The following words are underused in conversation and underrepresented in dictionaries:


Lamprophony - Loudness and clarity of voice.

Tyrotoxism - Poisoning by cheese or other dairy product. Putin and his associates might want to study this technique.

Zabernism - An obsolete term signifying "the abuse of military power or authority; unjustified aggression." The word originated from Zabern, the German name for Saverne in Alsace, where a German subaltern killed a cobbler for smiling at him in 1912.

Erinaceous - Of the hedgehog family; typical of a hedgehog.

Honeyfuggle - To deceive by sweet-talk or flattery; to swindle or cheat.

Mungo - One who extracts valuable items from garbage bins.

Rastaquouere - A social climber, a go-getter.

Crepuscular - Of or pertaining to twilight.

Mesonoxian - Of or pertaining to midnight.

Selcouth - Rare, fantastic, unfamiliar, weird, wonderful, marvelous.

Zenzizenzizenzic - The eighth power of a number. The word has been obsolete since the mid 16th century. From the Italian "censo di censo."

Bafflegab - Incomprehensible or pretentious verbiage.

2 comments:

Steve said...

Nice. I've always loved the world "crepuscular".

One of my coworkers at school has recently coined a phrase, which she uses to describe the educational inequalities that inner-city student of color face.

She says: Our students are all beautiful. Their only problem is that they got caught LWB, or "learning while black".

Bert J. Cattivera said...

LWB is a bookable offense.